The Official World's ***iest

On the first of July 2012 I am launching The Official World's iest competition where the world will decide who is the iest woman and for the first time also who is the iest man. Exactly like miss world except education, personal background or social status has nothing to do with the outcome. Men and women are judged on what they look like and what they sound like not on what school they went to or how much money their parents have. NO NUDITY will be allowed and it will be conducted in good taste. Call it a beauty pageant with a twist.

We are also going to find the iest car, city, head of state, country, boat, movie star, soccer player, cheer leader and more.

I am looking for a small investment of only $50k so I can get some basics out the way and to some effective yet very affordable advertising.

Anybody?